A co-worker has been leaving piles of books on my desk thinking I'm interested in reading them. I probably have about 15 books from him at the moment.
So finally, I approached him and confessed it's highly unlikely I'll get around to these. Something about 3 kids, a cycling addition, and not enough time in the day to knock these out. And that's when he responded with "yeah, I read all those books in the bathroom. Just kept them there and would spend 20 min or so just sitting and reading".
Are you kidding me? I've spent most of the day washing my hands.