Thursday, December 18, 2008

Disturbing

Just got back from the annual white elephant gift exchange at work. It's the type of party where the location isn't announced until minutes before it starts. Otherwise HR would find out about it and shut it down.

Last year, one of the sales guys on our team (who has a very hairy back), received a back hair shaver. The shaver came with a pack of batteries which meant that he was forced to demo it in front of the team. And when I say forced, I mean forced. The entire room chanting, money being collected, his VP shutting down the party until he agreed to take his shirt off and fire up the shaver. No way to avoid it. Nasty.

I can only imagine that over the course of the last 12 months, he thought about what he could do to get back at us. Kind of like in that scene in "Stand By Me" when Lard Ass makes himself throw up at the pie eating contest to get his revenge at the town.

Well, today he got his revenge.

Behold....the back hair sandwich. Yep. That's what this is. Two slices of white bread with a solid inch of back hair in the middle. With a gift card thrown in.



The dude actually shaved his back hair, made a sandwich out of it, placed a gift card in the baggie, and wrapped the somabitch up as a gift.

9 comments:

dug said...

are you sure it's back hair?

Rob said...

how did it taste?

Jonathan said...

I will reserve judgement until I find out where the gift card was to.

Rick Sunderlage said...

dug- you bring up a good question. Although, we made him remove his shirt once again to verify it was, in fact, his back hair. He verified it. He shaved a large "U" in his back and outlined the U in red. He is a Ute fan.

Rob- Don't make me delete your comment.

JJ- If you want to come down here and dig around in the baggie, the gift card is yours. We still don't know what kind of gift card it is. Nobody wants to get close enough to find out.

StupidBike said...

There are some execs in Detroit who may fly out to get that gift card.

KanyonKris said...

Sounds like a good source of fiber.

Bob, you are so like wise or something.

South County Ciclista said...

Too funny and gross at the same time.

b_banks said...

ha ha payback's a b*tch........

tibiker said...

Being from KY, I'm going to have to correct your spelling....it's "sombeech". Please make a note of it.

Oh, and BTW, that picture made me throw up in my mouth a little.
yuck.